There was two businessmen, whose names happened to be Mr Turtle and Mr
Carrot, and one day as they were coming back from lunch Mr Turtle says
to Mr Carrot, "You know, you're getting fat", to which Mr Carrot says
"You're not so slim yourself!". So Mr Turtle says "Ok, we'll see who
is the least fit, race you back to the office" So the race starts, and
they'd only got about a block down the street when Mr Turtle crosses
the road in front of a car and gets bowled. Mr Carrot sees that he's
in a pretty bad way, so he rushes to the phone and calls Mr Cabbage,
the ambulance driver. Mr Cabbage duly arrives and piles Mr Turtle
into the Ambulance and rushes to hospital. Mr Turtle follows and as
soon as he gets to the Hospital he asks the nurse at Accident and
Emergency, Miss Cauliflower, whether he will be alright. "Miss
Cauliflower, Miss Cauliflower, will Mr Turtle be alright?" she replies
"Well, i couldn't really say, you'll have to ask Dr Bean". So he
rushes over to Doctor Bean and says, "Doctor Bean, Doctor Bean, will
Mr Turtle be alright?" and the Doctor says "Well, I wouldn't like to
say, you'd best ask the specialist, Doctor Pea", so of course, Mr
Carrot rushes over to Doctor Pea and says "Doctor Pea, Doctor Pea,
will Mr Turtle be alright?", and Doctor Pea says "I've done all I can
for him, it's all in the hands of the Surgeon, Dr Turnip" So Mr Carrot
waits outside the surgery for 3 hours until they have finished the
operation, and rushes up to Dr Turnip and says "Doctor Turnip, Doctor
Turnip, will Mr Turtle be alright?" and Dr Turnip turns to him and
says "We did all we could, but I'm afraid he'll be a vegetable for the
rest of his life..."
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Carrot, and one day as they were coming back from lunch Mr Turtle says
to Mr Carrot, "You know, you're getting fat", to which Mr Carrot says
"You're not so slim yourself!". So Mr Turtle says "Ok, we'll see who
is the least fit, race you back to the office" So the race starts, and
they'd only got about a block down the street when Mr Turtle crosses
the road in front of a car and gets bowled. Mr Carrot sees that he's
in a pretty bad way, so he rushes to the phone and calls Mr Cabbage,
the ambulance driver. Mr Cabbage duly arrives and piles Mr Turtle
into the Ambulance and rushes to hospital. Mr Turtle follows and as
soon as he gets to the Hospital he asks the nurse at Accident and
Emergency, Miss Cauliflower, whether he will be alright. "Miss
Cauliflower, Miss Cauliflower, will Mr Turtle be alright?" she replies
"Well, i couldn't really say, you'll have to ask Dr Bean". So he
rushes over to Doctor Bean and says, "Doctor Bean, Doctor Bean, will
Mr Turtle be alright?" and the Doctor says "Well, I wouldn't like to
say, you'd best ask the specialist, Doctor Pea", so of course, Mr
Carrot rushes over to Doctor Pea and says "Doctor Pea, Doctor Pea,
will Mr Turtle be alright?", and Doctor Pea says "I've done all I can
for him, it's all in the hands of the Surgeon, Dr Turnip" So Mr Carrot
waits outside the surgery for 3 hours until they have finished the
operation, and rushes up to Dr Turnip and says "Doctor Turnip, Doctor
Turnip, will Mr Turtle be alright?" and Dr Turnip turns to him and
says "We did all we could, but I'm afraid he'll be a vegetable for the
rest of his life..."
==
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