At a mental hospital the staff found some of the patients were gaining
weight, so they were put on a diet of a glass of Tab and one apple for lunch.
After eating their light lunch, the group would start to sing to everyone
else. This became known as the "Moron Tab and Apple Choir".
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weight, so they were put on a diet of a glass of Tab and one apple for lunch.
After eating their light lunch, the group would start to sing to everyone
else. This became known as the "Moron Tab and Apple Choir".
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