Patient to eye-doctor: "I'm very worried about the outcome of this operation,
doctor. What are the chances? "
Eye-doctor to patient: "Don't worry you won't be able to see the difference."
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%a
Did you hear about the old guru who wouldn't allow the dentist to use any
anesthetic on him?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
*OR*
%b
You know, my dentist thinks of railways to relax.
Ah yes, trains-and-dental meditation.
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doctor. What are the chances? "
Eye-doctor to patient: "Don't worry you won't be able to see the difference."
==
%a
Did you hear about the old guru who wouldn't allow the dentist to use any
anesthetic on him?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
*OR*
%b
You know, my dentist thinks of railways to relax.
Ah yes, trains-and-dental meditation.
==
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