A mathematician named Paul
Has a hexahedronical ball
And the square of it's weight
Times his pecker plus eight
Is his phone number, give him a call!
Has a hexahedronical ball
And the square of it's weight
Times his pecker plus eight
Is his phone number, give him a call!
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