I'm told of a Bishop of Birmingham, Who buggered young boys while confirming them,

I'm told of a Bishop of Birmingham,
Who buggered young boys while confirming them,
To roars of applause,
He tore down their drawers,
And pumped the episcable sperm in 'em.

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