55 "Snyder's got a stiff ticket," said Kay, "Come on,

55 "Snyder's got a stiff ticket," said Kay,
"Come on, take it out, and let's play."
He pulled it on out,
But she started to pout,
His ticket was only a quarter-inch stout.

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