There was a bluestocking in Florence Wrote anti-sex pamphlets in torrents,

There was a bluestocking in Florence
Wrote anti-sex pamphlets in torrents,
Till a Spanish grandee,
Got her off with his knee,
And she burned all her works with abhorrence.

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