In the Garden of Eden sat Adam,
Massaging the bust of his madam,
He chuckled with mirth,
For he knew that on earth,
There were only two boobs and he had 'em.
Massaging the bust of his madam,
He chuckled with mirth,
For he knew that on earth,
There were only two boobs and he had 'em.
Related:
- In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam,
And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth,There... - 126 In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam,
And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth... - Madam in Eden,
I'm Adam... - What a good thing Adam had...when he said something,
he knew nobody had said it before... - Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve:
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden
because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone... - Cost-cutting Adam
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden,
feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong... - Irving was absent this morning because he missed
his bust... - Paybacks Are a Bitch
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk
pulling a wagon and dragging a flattened frog on a string behind it,
when he comes up to the doorstep of a house of ill... - Reasons Adam Was The Luckiest Man:
** He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have
married.
** He had no in-laws to drop in. ** There were no Jones...
From the same category:
- There was a young man of Kildare
Who was fucking a girl on the stair.
The bannister broke, But he doubled his stroke And... - 51 There was a young man named Hughes
Who swore off all kinds of booze.
He said, "When I'm muddled My senses get fuddled... - 169 A mathematician named Hall
Had a hexhedronical ball,
And the cube of its weight Times his pecker... - 178 There once was a lady from Kansas
Whose cunt was as big as Bonanzas.
It was nine inches deep And the sides were... - 102 There once was a dentist named Stone
Who saw all his patients alone.
In a fit of depravity He filled the wrong...
