Ethnologists up with the Sioux
Wired home for two punts, one canoe.
The answer next day
Said, "Girls on the way,
But what the hell`s a `panoe`?"
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The answer next day
Said, "Girls on the way,
But what the hell`s a `panoe`?"
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