A harlot of note named Le Dux
Would always charge seventy bucks,
But for that she would suck you,
And wink-off and fuck you --
The whole thing was simply de luxe!
Would always charge seventy bucks,
But for that she would suck you,
And wink-off and fuck you --
The whole thing was simply de luxe!
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