There was a young fellow named Tucker
Who, instructing a novice cock-sucker,
Said, "Don`t bow out your lips
Like an elephant's hips,
The boys like it best when they pucker."
Who, instructing a novice cock-sucker,
Said, "Don`t bow out your lips
Like an elephant's hips,
The boys like it best when they pucker."
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