There was a young sailor from Brighton
Who said to his girl, "You`re a tight one."
She replied, " `Pon my soul,
You're in the wrong hole;
There`s plenty of room in the right one."
Who said to his girl, "You`re a tight one."
She replied, " `Pon my soul,
You're in the wrong hole;
There`s plenty of room in the right one."
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