If you're speaking of actions immoral
Then how about giving the laurel
To doughty Queen Esther,
No three men could best her-
One fore, and one aft, and one oral.
Then how about giving the laurel
To doughty Queen Esther,
No three men could best her-
One fore, and one aft, and one oral.
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