Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
To practice.
To practice.
Related:
- Q: Why did God make women?
A:
Because sheep can't cook... - Letters to God from children"
Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane ... - Q: Why did God give women nipples?
A:
To make suckers out of men... - Q: Why did God make man first?
A:
Because he didn't want to be told how to do it... - CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD
Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? ... - Why don't snakes bite attorneys?
Professional courtesy... - If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect,
why practice... - Guy Jokes
Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God to Man:
"So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah...
