What did one arithmetic book say to the other?
I've got a lot of problems.
I've got a lot of problems.
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Gentlemen:
I was asked to make a written statement concerning... - Federal Aviation Administration,
Washington, D.C.
Gentlemen:
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There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market.
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A: Just between you and me .
there's something that smells... - Q: What did one fly say to the other?
A: "Pardon me,
is this stool taken... - it's following us
What did one toe say to the other?
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"Let's go down to the cucumber patch and do pushups...
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A:
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Bit by bit... - What do cows give after an earthquake?
Milk shakes...
