Why would anyone hire an elephant?
Because they like to work for peanuts.
Because they like to work for peanuts.
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- Q: Why does an elephant have four feet?
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Because seven inches would look silly on an elephant... - Q: Why does an elephant have four feet?
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Because he would look stupid with eight inches... - Hard work never hurt anyone-
but why risk it... - Hard Work never killed anyone,
but why chance it... - Why didn't the elephant cross the street?
Because it saw the zebra crossing... - Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
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Because the chicken called in sick... - Hard Work never killed anyone,
so why chance it... - Q: Why does an elephant have 4 feet?
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Because 8 inches isn't... - Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath...
