Q: How to catch a squirrel?
A: Climb the tree and act like a nut.
A: Climb the tree and act like a nut.
Related:
- How do you get an elephant to follow you?
Act like a nut... - One Liners
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.... - Q: What do you get when you mix a Mexican and a squirrel?
A: A tree full of hubcaps... - Tree Hugger's Nightmare: Mt.
Graham Red Squirrel Stew ..... - And now, for some really bad picture jokes (that I heard at Cal Poly SLO) :
Q: What's the title of this picture ? ... - Q: What quantity is represented by this ?
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9, tree + tree + tree Q: A dust storm blows through... - Q: What quantity is represented by this ?
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9, tree + tree + tree Q: A dust storm blows... - Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
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Cut the rope... - Q: What's clear and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny farts.
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: You 'neak...
