Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
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- Why do elephants have wrinkles?
Ever tried to iron an elephant... - Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A:
Because they would look silly with glove compartments... - Have you ever tried looking at the stars through a
squirrel... - No. Why,
have YOU ever snorted laser toner... - Q: Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans?
A:
Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right... - Q: Why do elephants have red balls?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: What's the most horrible sound in the jungle? A... - Why do elephants have cracks between their toes?
For carrying their library cards... - Q: How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
A:
She tried to read the waffle iron... - but have you tried
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