Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down from a duck.
A: You don't, you get down from a duck.
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- Q: How do you get an elephant into a telephone booth?
A: Open the door... - What sound do you get when you drop an elephant down a mineshaft?
A-flat minor... - How do you get an elephant to follow you?
Act like a nut... - Q: How do you get four gays on a bar stool?
A:
Turn it upside-down... - Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A:
Take away his credit card... - THE DEFINITION OF EGO
An female elephant was having an awful time in the jungle because a horsefly
kept biting her near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.
She kept swinging her trunk, but the fly was far out... - Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A:
Spoiled Milk... - Q: What's purple and commutes?
A: An abelian grape.
Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"... - Q: What do you get when you cross a frigid woman with an Apple?
A: A computer that won't go down...
