A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall in his big holiday setup.He has a line of kids lined up to sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas.

A wish for Christmas
It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall
in his big holiday setup.He has a line of kids lined up to sit on his lap
and tell him what they want for christmas. As the line dwindles down; a
little 5 year old boy comes up and sits on santas lap. Santa says to the
little boy"I bet I know what you want for christmas". "I bet
you want a puppy, P-U-P-P-Y"; touching the tip of the little boys nose with
his finger after every letter of the word. The little boy responds"Nope".
So santa again says"Then I bet you want a bike,B-I-K-E"; as he again touched
the tip of the little boys nose with his finger. The little boy again
said"Nope".
Well santa's starting to get a little pissed off. So he thinks to himself
that he'll try one more time. So he says to the little boy"I bet you want a
fire engine,F-I-R-E-E-N-G-I-N-E"; once again touching the tip of the little
boys nose with his finger after every letter of the word. Where to the
little responds"Nope".
Well at this time santa's really pissed off. So he says to the little boy
"Then what the f**k do you want for christmas"?
The little boy then looked at santa and said"I want some pussy, P-U-S-S-Y;
and don't f**king tell me that you can't give me any because I can smell it
on your finger"!