Last Lunch
Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20 story
building. The first worker is Italian and when he looks in his lunch box, he
exclaims, "Oh, no, if I have to eat spaghetti for lunch one more time, I
going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself." The second worker is
Hispanic. When he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, " Oh, no, if I have
to eat tacos for lunch one more time, I going to jump off the 20th floor and
kill myself." The third worker is polish. When he looks in his lunch box, he
exclaims, "Oh, no, if I have to eat polish sausage one more time for lunch,
I'm going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself."
The next day the Italian looks in his lunch box, sees a bowl of spaghetti.
He walks to the edge and jumps to his death. Then the Hispanic worker looks
in his lunch box, sees 2 tacos. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death.
Finally the polish worker looks in his lunch box, sees a polish sausage
sandwich. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death.
At the funeral for the three workers the Italian workers wife is sobbing out
of control and cries," Oh, its all my fault. If only I had packed him a
different lunch!" The Hispanics wife is also sobbing out of control and
cries," Oh, its all my fault. If only I had packed my husband a different
lunch!" The polish workers wife isn't crying at all so the other two wives
confront her.
"Don't look at me," she exclaims, "He packs his own lunch!"
Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20 story
building. The first worker is Italian and when he looks in his lunch box, he
exclaims, "Oh, no, if I have to eat spaghetti for lunch one more time, I
going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself." The second worker is
Hispanic. When he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, " Oh, no, if I have
to eat tacos for lunch one more time, I going to jump off the 20th floor and
kill myself." The third worker is polish. When he looks in his lunch box, he
exclaims, "Oh, no, if I have to eat polish sausage one more time for lunch,
I'm going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself."
The next day the Italian looks in his lunch box, sees a bowl of spaghetti.
He walks to the edge and jumps to his death. Then the Hispanic worker looks
in his lunch box, sees 2 tacos. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death.
Finally the polish worker looks in his lunch box, sees a polish sausage
sandwich. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death.
At the funeral for the three workers the Italian workers wife is sobbing out
of control and cries," Oh, its all my fault. If only I had packed him a
different lunch!" The Hispanics wife is also sobbing out of control and
cries," Oh, its all my fault. If only I had packed my husband a different
lunch!" The polish workers wife isn't crying at all so the other two wives
confront her.
"Don't look at me," she exclaims, "He packs his own lunch!"
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