THE LAND OF OZ
Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together
in the Midwest, when suddenly a tornado comes along and whirls them up into
the air and tosses them thousands of yards away.
When they come down and pull themselves from the vehicle, they realize
they're in the land of OZ. Naturally, they decide to go to see the Wizard of
OZ.
Says Quayle, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain." Says Gingrich, "I'm
going to ask the Wizard for a heart." Clinton says, "Where's Dorothy?"
Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together
in the Midwest, when suddenly a tornado comes along and whirls them up into
the air and tosses them thousands of yards away.
When they come down and pull themselves from the vehicle, they realize
they're in the land of OZ. Naturally, they decide to go to see the Wizard of
OZ.
Says Quayle, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain." Says Gingrich, "I'm
going to ask the Wizard for a heart." Clinton says, "Where's Dorothy?"
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