At the Doctor's...
-A young woman said to her doctor,
"You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" said the doctor.
-The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,
"Ow, that hurts."
-Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled,
"Ouch! That hurts, too."
-Then she touched her right earlobe.
"Ow, even THAT hurts."
The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"
-"Why yes," she said.
"I thought so," said the doctor. "You have a sprained finger."
-A young woman said to her doctor,
"You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" said the doctor.
-The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,
"Ow, that hurts."
-Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled,
"Ouch! That hurts, too."
-Then she touched her right earlobe.
"Ow, even THAT hurts."
The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"
-"Why yes," she said.
"I thought so," said the doctor. "You have a sprained finger."
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1.) What do you call an eternity?
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tried striking up a conversation .
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While the doctor was examining her, she sneezed. Her... - Just Following Directions...
A blonde is terribly overweight,
so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat... - An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she
was there,
she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills... - Birth Control at 72?
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office.
When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied... - A woman goes to a doctor with a problem.
She's sat on the chair next to the doctor,
and she's very hesitant about describing her problem...
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- When I was back home in Connecticut over the weekend I read
a story in the Hartford Courant about probably the most stupid
robber in existence.
He held up a convenience store and made a... - A Blonde
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money,
she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom... - Quotes on Recent Events
"The 1998 Winter Olympics are under way in Nagano,
Japan. CBS has promised 128 hours of coverage... that... - Computer Problems???
Take heart, anyone among you who believes you are technologically
challenged,
you "ain't seen nuthin'" yet: ** Compaq is considering... - You Can't Choose Your Siblings...
A pregnant woman from San Francisco got in a car accident and fell into a
deep coma.
Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees...
