Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program
is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to
the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job. We expect that 1998
will be the most exciting one yet! Why, you might be asking yourself, do I
want to be a part of this demanding, yet rewarding program?
Check this out:
* Be a part of the action in the pulsing, throbbing political scene of the
hottest city in the world!
* Get up close and personal with some of America's movers and shakers!
* See rooms in the White House that even a VIP tour won't show you!
* Get total access to plenty of sensitive Presidential activities! Sound
like it's for you? Just listen to this testimonial from a former intern: "I
couldn't believe it! After only a few months on the job answering phones and
fetching coffee, there I was, debriefing the president. ...Getting involved
in executive branch affairs is just fantastic."- M. Lewinsky, Beverly Hills,
Calif. As you can see, being a White House intern is more than long hours,
hot debates and touchy national issues. Still interested? Fill out this
information form and send it to the White House at
[3]president@whitehouse.gov
Name:
Hometown:
Sex: F__
Age:
Measurements: (required for medical purposes)
How many beers it takes to get you... ...Giggly: ...Drunk: ...Hot: ...To lie
to a federal prosecutor:...
You've always considered the White House: a) a monument to democracy b) the
place where great leaders meet c) vaguely erotic d) extremely erotic
Hillary Clinton is a(n): a) model wife and mother b) icon of late 20th
century femininity c) an obstacle d) inappropriate companion for the leader
of the free world
You've always wanted to know more about the President's: a) Israeli policies
b) childhood in Hope, Ark. c) romper room d) "monument to democracy"
My social life as an intern would likely consist of: a) hitting Georgetown
bars with the other interns b) reading, study c) late nights working at the
White House d) late nights working the White House
Score 1 point for each a, 2 for each b, 3 for each c, 4 for each d. Scores
of 16 can start tomorrow. Scores of 12 and above, please call soon, Uncle
Sam wants you.
*Please feel free to forward this form to anyone you know who might be
interested in this program. The White House is an equal opportunity
employer.
is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to
the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job. We expect that 1998
will be the most exciting one yet! Why, you might be asking yourself, do I
want to be a part of this demanding, yet rewarding program?
Check this out:
* Be a part of the action in the pulsing, throbbing political scene of the
hottest city in the world!
* Get up close and personal with some of America's movers and shakers!
* See rooms in the White House that even a VIP tour won't show you!
* Get total access to plenty of sensitive Presidential activities! Sound
like it's for you? Just listen to this testimonial from a former intern: "I
couldn't believe it! After only a few months on the job answering phones and
fetching coffee, there I was, debriefing the president. ...Getting involved
in executive branch affairs is just fantastic."- M. Lewinsky, Beverly Hills,
Calif. As you can see, being a White House intern is more than long hours,
hot debates and touchy national issues. Still interested? Fill out this
information form and send it to the White House at
[3]president@whitehouse.gov
Name:
Hometown:
Sex: F__
Age:
Measurements: (required for medical purposes)
How many beers it takes to get you... ...Giggly: ...Drunk: ...Hot: ...To lie
to a federal prosecutor:...
You've always considered the White House: a) a monument to democracy b) the
place where great leaders meet c) vaguely erotic d) extremely erotic
Hillary Clinton is a(n): a) model wife and mother b) icon of late 20th
century femininity c) an obstacle d) inappropriate companion for the leader
of the free world
You've always wanted to know more about the President's: a) Israeli policies
b) childhood in Hope, Ark. c) romper room d) "monument to democracy"
My social life as an intern would likely consist of: a) hitting Georgetown
bars with the other interns b) reading, study c) late nights working at the
White House d) late nights working the White House
Score 1 point for each a, 2 for each b, 3 for each c, 4 for each d. Scores
of 16 can start tomorrow. Scores of 12 and above, please call soon, Uncle
Sam wants you.
*Please feel free to forward this form to anyone you know who might be
interested in this program. The White House is an equal opportunity
employer.
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