If government is going to put health warning labels on beer,

If government is going to put health warning labels on beer,
wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the
matter!
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that
could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story
over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you
REALLY THINK while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell ever
happened to your pants (panties) anyway. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may
cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose
species and/or name you can't remember).
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, handsomer, and smarter than some really, really huge biker guy
named "Big Al".