A judge asked a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with
murdering a school teacher with a chain saw." From out in the audience a man
shouted, "Lying bastard!" "Silence in the court!", the judge shouted back to
the man. He turned to the defendant and said, "You are also charged with
killing a paperboy with a shovel." "Tightwad!", blurted the man again.
"Quiet!", yelled the judge who continued, "You are also charged with killing
a mailman with an electric drill." "Son of a..." the man started to shout
when the judge thundered back, "If you don't tell me reason for your
outbursts right now, I will hold in contempt!" So the man answered, "I've
lived next to that man for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a
tool when I needed to borrow one!"
murdering a school teacher with a chain saw." From out in the audience a man
shouted, "Lying bastard!" "Silence in the court!", the judge shouted back to
the man. He turned to the defendant and said, "You are also charged with
killing a paperboy with a shovel." "Tightwad!", blurted the man again.
"Quiet!", yelled the judge who continued, "You are also charged with killing
a mailman with an electric drill." "Son of a..." the man started to shout
when the judge thundered back, "If you don't tell me reason for your
outbursts right now, I will hold in contempt!" So the man answered, "I've
lived next to that man for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a
tool when I needed to borrow one!"
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