A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is his
daughter's birthday and that he hasn't bought her anything. Out the corner
of his eye he sees a shopping mall. Knowing it was "now or never", he pulls
his car through three lanes of traffic, finds a parking bay and runs into
the mall. After a frantic search he finds a toy store, goes inside and
attracts the attention of a shop assistant. When asked what he would like,
he simply says "a Barbie doll".
The shop assistant looks at him in the particularly condescending manner
that only shop assistants can muster up and asks "Which Barbie would that
be, sir?" The man looks surprised so the assistant continues "We have Barbie
Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes
Shopping for $19.95, Barbie dates BaddTeddy for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the
Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Night Clubbing for $19.95, Cyber Barbie for
$19.95 and Divorced Barbie for $265.00" The man can't help himself and asks
"why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the other Barbies are selling for
$19.95?"
"That's obvious!" says the assistant, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's
house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture ....
daughter's birthday and that he hasn't bought her anything. Out the corner
of his eye he sees a shopping mall. Knowing it was "now or never", he pulls
his car through three lanes of traffic, finds a parking bay and runs into
the mall. After a frantic search he finds a toy store, goes inside and
attracts the attention of a shop assistant. When asked what he would like,
he simply says "a Barbie doll".
The shop assistant looks at him in the particularly condescending manner
that only shop assistants can muster up and asks "Which Barbie would that
be, sir?" The man looks surprised so the assistant continues "We have Barbie
Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes
Shopping for $19.95, Barbie dates BaddTeddy for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the
Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Night Clubbing for $19.95, Cyber Barbie for
$19.95 and Divorced Barbie for $265.00" The man can't help himself and asks
"why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the other Barbies are selling for
$19.95?"
"That's obvious!" says the assistant, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's
house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture ....
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Barbie
c/o Mattel, Inc.
El Segundo, CA
90245
November 7,
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