"Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired
Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging
stomach. "Why, no Father," answered the nun demurely, "It's just a little
gas."
A few months later Father Dan put the same question to the nun noticing her
habit barely fit across her belly. "Oh, just a bit of gas," said sister Ann,
blushing a bit.
On his next visit Father Dan was walking down the corridor when he passed
Sister Ann wheeling a baby carriage. Looking in, the priest observed, "Cute
little Fart!"
Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging
stomach. "Why, no Father," answered the nun demurely, "It's just a little
gas."
A few months later Father Dan put the same question to the nun noticing her
habit barely fit across her belly. "Oh, just a bit of gas," said sister Ann,
blushing a bit.
On his next visit Father Dan was walking down the corridor when he passed
Sister Ann wheeling a baby carriage. Looking in, the priest observed, "Cute
little Fart!"
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