Well it's forty below And I don't give a fuck Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo *chorus* It's an alamand (sp?) left An alamand right Come on you mother fucker Get your right step right Get off stage You God damn dude you know Piss me off Fuckin' jerk Get on my nerve Well here comes Johnny With his pecker in his hand He's a one ball man And he's off to the rodeo *chorus* Well it's forty below And I don't have a truck And I don't give a fuck Cause I'm off to the rodeo *chorus* Performed by:

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