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  But all I do Is sit and think...
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• Here I sit, I'm at a loss trying to shit out taco sauce.
  When it comes, I hope and pray, I don't blow my ass...
• THE SHIT LIST Ghost Shit -- You know you've shit.
  There's shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit...
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  But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit...
• Taoism = Shit Happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit.
  Confucianism = Confucius say, "Shit Happens" Buddhism...
• The world's full of Cactus,
  but I don't have to sit on...
• Here I sit, in a tizzy;
  all my favorite boards are...
• I think you have me confused with someone who gives
  a shit...