Canonical List of WASP Jokes Version 1.0 1.

Canonical List of WASP Jokes
Version 1.0

1. Why did God invent WASPs?
Someone has to buy retail.

2) How many WASPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to make the marinis, one to call the electrician.
Two, but WASPs screw in a bed.

3) What do you call a bunch of WASPs sitting around a table?
Price fixing.

4) What does a WW's bumper sticker say?
Honk if you want to pass.

5) How do you spot WWs in a Chinese restaurant?
They're the ones where everyone is eating their own food.

6) What is the definition of a WW?
Someone who steps out of the shower to piss.

7) How do you spot a WW at an orgy?
He's the one washing grapes.

8) What's a deprived WW?
Someone who only has a black and white TV.

9) What's a WW's seven-course meal?
Six martinis and a Saltine.