Three young, intelligent and very attractive women were hired into a
prestigious, large American company. After they had been working for one
full year, their boss called them in to his office and said, "Congratulations!
You are all stellar performers, and each of you will now receive a promotion,
and an office with your name on the door."
After a week had gone by, two of the women had moved into their offices. The
third, feeling rather concerned, stepped into her boss's office and asked him
why she didn't have her name up on a new office yet.
Her boss pushed himself back from the the desk, unzipped his fly, and said,
"See this? This is Quality.
prestigious, large American company. After they had been working for one
full year, their boss called them in to his office and said, "Congratulations!
You are all stellar performers, and each of you will now receive a promotion,
and an office with your name on the door."
After a week had gone by, two of the women had moved into their offices. The
third, feeling rather concerned, stepped into her boss's office and asked him
why she didn't have her name up on a new office yet.
Her boss pushed himself back from the the desk, unzipped his fly, and said,
"See this? This is Quality.
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