Philosopher: "Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have profound implications to all of science." Physicist:

Philosopher: "Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have
profound implications to all of science."

Physicist: "Not quite. Physics is well on its way without those
mythical `foundations'. Just give us serviceable mathematics."

Computer Scientist:
"Who cares? Everything in this Universe seems to be finite
anyway. Besides, I'm too busy debugging my Pascal programs."

Mathematician:
"Forget all that! Just make your formulae as aesthetically
pleasing as possible!"

Definition:
Jogging girl scout = Brownian motion.

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