Mummy snake to baby snakes: "Well, you're old enough now to survive in the real
world. So here are the facts of life. Go forth and multiply."
Little snakes: "But we can't, we're adders."
Mummy snake: "You can do it in logs."
world. So here are the facts of life. Go forth and multiply."
Little snakes: "But we can't, we're adders."
Mummy snake: "You can do it in logs."
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