[A group of people are contemplating what to do with a pair
of PDP-8 computers]
"I wonder if they would float?"
"Well, they're smaller than Volkswagons, and those float."
...silence for a while...
"Rocks are smaller than Volkswagons, and rocks don't float."
of PDP-8 computers]
"I wonder if they would float?"
"Well, they're smaller than Volkswagons, and those float."
...silence for a while...
"Rocks are smaller than Volkswagons, and rocks don't float."
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