Two story house
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,
"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."
"Because," the man says,"I live in a two-story house."
The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that?
What is the big deal about a two-story house?"
The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is 'I have a headache'
and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.'
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,
"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."
"Because," the man says,"I live in a two-story house."
The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that?
What is the big deal about a two-story house?"
The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is 'I have a headache'
and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.'
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