It's the first time that father is giving baby Jan a bath. After a while
mother hears baby Jan crying and screaming.
She goes to the bathroom and sees that father is dragging baby Jan through
the water with his ears!
"What are you doing," asked mother to father, "you are holding him by his
ears!"
"Do you want me to burn my hands," replied father ....
mother hears baby Jan crying and screaming.
She goes to the bathroom and sees that father is dragging baby Jan through
the water with his ears!
"What are you doing," asked mother to father, "you are holding him by his
ears!"
"Do you want me to burn my hands," replied father ....
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