A FEW OF LIFE'S UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

A FEW OF LIFE'S UNANSWERED QUESTIONS
** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
** Why is a boxing ring square?
** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn
down the volume on the radio?
** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
** You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes?
** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
** Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and
drive?