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One evening, a young woman came home from a date, rather sad. She told her
mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her
mother asked.
"Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe
there's a Hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of
us, we'll show him just how wrong he is."
One evening, a young woman came home from a date, rather sad. She told her
mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her
mother asked.
"Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe
there's a Hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of
us, we'll show him just how wrong he is."
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