A Guy Walks Into a Bar...
A guy walks into a bar and starts chatting with a tall, attractive blonde
woman. During the course of the conversation he says would you like to hear
a 'blonde' joke ?
"Well", says the girl, "I'm obviously blonde, I'm 6 feet tall without heels
and I've been training in judo for the past 5 years."
Raising her voice slightly she went on, "My flatmate's blonde, she's 6 feet
2" tall, has been involved in karate for 10 years, she's a black belt and
has been Southern Counties Ladies' Champion for the past 3 years.
Lastly she added "My next door neighbor's blonde, she weighs over 200lbs.
and is a professional womens' wrestler, do you still want to tell the joke
about a blonde ?"
"Well no" came the reply, "Not if I've got to explain it 3 times".
A guy walks into a bar and starts chatting with a tall, attractive blonde
woman. During the course of the conversation he says would you like to hear
a 'blonde' joke ?
"Well", says the girl, "I'm obviously blonde, I'm 6 feet tall without heels
and I've been training in judo for the past 5 years."
Raising her voice slightly she went on, "My flatmate's blonde, she's 6 feet
2" tall, has been involved in karate for 10 years, she's a black belt and
has been Southern Counties Ladies' Champion for the past 3 years.
Lastly she added "My next door neighbor's blonde, she weighs over 200lbs.
and is a professional womens' wrestler, do you still want to tell the joke
about a blonde ?"
"Well no" came the reply, "Not if I've got to explain it 3 times".
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A blind guy on a barstool shouts to the bartender "Wanna hear a blonde
joke?"
In a hushed voice,
the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.
I will reply, mailers willing. I reply to all submissions... - Kinda long, but it makes a good party joke:)
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I'm so pissed I can't even see straight!" The bartender... - The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
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