Insurance...
Tom's barn burned down and his wife, Matilda, called her insurance agent to
file a claim...
Matilda told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty
thousand and I want my money, right quick!"
The agent replied, "Just a minute there, Matilda. Insurance doesn't work
quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide
you with a new one of comparable worth."
There was a long pause before Matilda replied, "Then I'd like to cancel the
policy on my husband... Right quick!"
Tom's barn burned down and his wife, Matilda, called her insurance agent to
file a claim...
Matilda told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty
thousand and I want my money, right quick!"
The agent replied, "Just a minute there, Matilda. Insurance doesn't work
quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide
you with a new one of comparable worth."
There was a long pause before Matilda replied, "Then I'd like to cancel the
policy on my husband... Right quick!"
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