"A Women's Little Instruction Book"
** Woman don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself
types.
** The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.
** Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about
other things too.
** The woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to
do.
** If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're
aiming too high.
** Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
** A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is
unquestionably gay.
** Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell
them apart.
** Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.
** Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually
find that he is.
** Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five
men -- a woman.
** There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong, caring,
loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them.
** Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent -- but
they make great pets.
** There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't"
and "stop".
** Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.
** Woman don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself
types.
** The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.
** Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about
other things too.
** The woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to
do.
** If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're
aiming too high.
** Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
** A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is
unquestionably gay.
** Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell
them apart.
** Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.
** Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually
find that he is.
** Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five
men -- a woman.
** There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong, caring,
loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them.
** Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent -- but
they make great pets.
** There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't"
and "stop".
** Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.
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