To Exercise Or Not To Exercise...
** It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one
minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional 5
months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.
** My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She is now
97 and we don't know where the heck she is.
** The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy
breathing again.
** I joined a health club last year, spent about $400. Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to show up.
** I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what
I am doing.
** I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have
put them further up our body.
** I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
** I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
** The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
** If you are going to try cross country skiing, start with a small country.
** And last, but not least, I don't jog - it makes the ice jump right out of
my glass.
** It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one
minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional 5
months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.
** My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She is now
97 and we don't know where the heck she is.
** The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy
breathing again.
** I joined a health club last year, spent about $400. Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to show up.
** I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what
I am doing.
** I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have
put them further up our body.
** I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
** I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
** The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
** If you are going to try cross country skiing, start with a small country.
** And last, but not least, I don't jog - it makes the ice jump right out of
my glass.
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