Things To Think About:
"Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself,
don't feel you've done a permanent job."
"Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side."
"I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to."
"Lead your life so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the
town gossip."
"Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it."
"Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you
weep."
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them
all yourself."
"Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself,
don't feel you've done a permanent job."
"Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side."
"I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to."
"Lead your life so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the
town gossip."
"Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it."
"Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you
weep."
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them
all yourself."
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