Definitions By Gender...
"THINGY":
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
"VULNERABLE":
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.
"COMMUNICATION":
Female: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
"BUTT":
Female: The body part that "looks bigger" no matter what is worn.
Male: What you slap when someone scores a touchdown, home run, or goal. Also
good for mooning.
"COMMITMENT":
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Trying not to pick up other women while out with girlfriend.
"ENTERTAINMENT":
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
"FLATULENCE":
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding.
"THINGY":
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
"VULNERABLE":
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.
"COMMUNICATION":
Female: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
"BUTT":
Female: The body part that "looks bigger" no matter what is worn.
Male: What you slap when someone scores a touchdown, home run, or goal. Also
good for mooning.
"COMMITMENT":
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Trying not to pick up other women while out with girlfriend.
"ENTERTAINMENT":
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
"FLATULENCE":
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding.
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- Male & female Interpretations"
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
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Many lower life forms demonstrate qualities that,
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Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I... - NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike.
Sure,
you thought you already knew that. But now we have... - The Rules...
** The female always make the rules.
** The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
** No male can possibly know all the rules. ** If the... - ACCORDING TO WOMEN, THESE ARE THE RULES
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without... - NEWS FLASH - Men And Women Are NOT Alike
Sure, you thought you already knew that.
But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys... - WOMEN SPEAK IN OESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
by Matt Groening
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First of all, a man does not call it a relationship...
