Three Men and A Lamp
Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer
are in Ft. Lauderdale for a two-week period helping out on a project.
About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch
hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp
a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you 3 wishes, but since
there are 3 of you, I will grant you each one wish."
The hardware engineer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life
living in a huge house in St. Thomas, with no money worries and surrounded
by beautiful women who worship me." The genie granted him his wish and sent
him on off to St. Thomas.
The software engineer went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life
living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean, with no money worries and
surrounded by beautiful women who worship me." The genie granted him his
wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.
Last, but not least, it was the project manager's turn. "And what would your
wish be?" asked the genie.
"I want them both back after lunch" replied the project manager.
Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer
are in Ft. Lauderdale for a two-week period helping out on a project.
About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch
hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp
a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you 3 wishes, but since
there are 3 of you, I will grant you each one wish."
The hardware engineer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life
living in a huge house in St. Thomas, with no money worries and surrounded
by beautiful women who worship me." The genie granted him his wish and sent
him on off to St. Thomas.
The software engineer went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life
living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean, with no money worries and
surrounded by beautiful women who worship me." The genie granted him his
wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.
Last, but not least, it was the project manager's turn. "And what would your
wish be?" asked the genie.
"I want them both back after lunch" replied the project manager.
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