A Long Flight...
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain
announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is
nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled,
but we still have three engines left."
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and
the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly
just fine on two engines."
An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our
arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry ... we still
have one engine left."
A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked,
"If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain
announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is
nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled,
but we still have three engines left."
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and
the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly
just fine on two engines."
An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our
arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry ... we still
have one engine left."
A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked,
"If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
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