Ghandi...
Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became
quite thick and hard. He also was a spiritual person. Even when he was not
on a hunger strike, he ate very little and became frail.
Furthermore, due to his diet, he wound up with very bad breath.
Therefore, he came to be known as a:
"super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis."
Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became
quite thick and hard. He also was a spiritual person. Even when he was not
on a hunger strike, he ate very little and became frail.
Furthermore, due to his diet, he wound up with very bad breath.
Therefore, he came to be known as a:
"super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis."
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