Stay Out Of The Dorms...
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out
some of the rules.
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the
male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule
will be fined $25 the first time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be
fined $50. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $100. Are
there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:
"How much for a season pass?"
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out
some of the rules.
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the
male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule
will be fined $25 the first time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be
fined $50. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $100. Are
there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:
"How much for a season pass?"
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- Stay out of the dorms
On the first day of college,
the dean/principal addresses the students pointing... - On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students,
pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory... - ACCORDING TO WOMEN, THESE ARE THE RULES
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without... - THE RULES
1. The female always makes the 8.
The Female can change her rules. ... - T H E R U L E S <<<---
1. The female ALWAYS makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without... - From egil@tc.fluke.COM Fri Feb 10 05:30:06 1989
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000000000000 From: egil@tc.fluke.COM (Kevin Summers)... - I found this in the salon where I get my hair cut. The owner says she
feels these rules are correctly stated.
THE RULES (*) For those of you who don't already... - 81 Rules and Instructions on Being A Man
1. Don't call.
EVER. 2. If you don't like a girl, don't tell her.... - The Rules...
** The female always make the rules.
** The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
** No male can possibly know all the rules. ** If the...
