The Three Bears...
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking
up.Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He
looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he
squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his
big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? It
was Mummy Bear who go up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everybody else in
the house up. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night
and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who went out into the cold early
morning air to fetch the newspaper. It was Mummy Bear who set the table. It
was Mummy Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the
cat's water & food dish. And now that you've decided to come down stairs and
grace me with your presence.... listen good because I'm only going to say
this one more time.......I haven't made the @#*% porridge yet!!
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking
up.Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He
looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he
squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his
big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? It
was Mummy Bear who go up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everybody else in
the house up. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night
and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who went out into the cold early
morning air to fetch the newspaper. It was Mummy Bear who set the table. It
was Mummy Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the
cat's water & food dish. And now that you've decided to come down stairs and
grace me with your presence.... listen good because I'm only going to say
this one more time.......I haven't made the @#*% porridge yet!!
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